| Nature Leseul ( @ 2008-07-25 21:14:00 |
| Current location: | Arkansas |
| Current mood: |
Arkansas is still made of fail; and the W signal
Today I saw a flyer in the drive-thru window of a local bank for a pool party in the area, one which offered not only "summer fun," but also "God's word." Most of the text on the flyer consisted of a list of rules for the party. From memory, they included:
- Only dark-colored shirts and long pants or skirts are to be worn. No white t-shirts.
- No spaghetti straps or crop-tops.
- Modest dress required!
- Swimsuits may not be worn, except under clothing.
And in other news, George Bush is just like Batman. And it's not entirely untrue, really; it makes one wonder whether American culture is really doing such a good thing by celebrating pragmatic, consequentialist anti-heroes like Batman and Jack Bauer. The difference between superhero movies and the real world, unfortunately, is that you don't know who the bad guys are before you start torturing them.